da word of da day: bumbye n.
at another time; later

bumbye you go find out how da ting feel wen you make li dat...bumbye i tell u how fo act...you goin learn bumbye...

da word of da day: hanakusa or hanabada n.
mucus; esp. from the nose

back den in da hanabada day, my favrit ting fo do wuz da kine spooky storeez. tell um wit da cuzins or lissen gud wen aunty or unco go fo tell um. Mama she go tell da bes kine storeez do - like da frog man, or da Kane'ohe Bay Giant how he go swim, or da one about kahuna man in da red lawalawa who go sit unda dea mango tree wen she live Puunui. Mama she get all kine storeez. One stay about her own kine hanabada dayz how dea neighbah go call grandma cuz she see my mama (small kine girl back den) playing in da pak wit da menehunes. Dem buggahs rascal u know. no can make li dat wit dem - bumbye no good. My grandma wen run to da pak for get my mom - she tell how she wuz playing wit da tiny kine guys. Grandma tell her no good - no play wit dem eva again. Bumbye afta my mama came mo old - high skoo time - dey find little footprints running around da house and get one ditch near da creek go by da house. Grandma tell dem for push da dirt inside da hole cuz dat's how da kine menehune come ova dea house. dey go fo do em - but da puka she come open one moa time. again dey push da dirt. again she hemo again. finally, one day mama say da hole no open again. dem menehune musta figah pau alreddy.

da word of da day: gunnfunnit
an expletive short for "God Fun It"

Cockaroach Numbah 1: i neva wen undastand fo why u go fo make lidat?
Cockaroach Numbah 2: watchu talkin?

Cockaroach Numbah 1: da kine ways you go make u wings all da kine.
Cockaroach Numbah 2: hanh

Cockaroach Numbah 1: fo real u tink you sumting spesho?
Cockaroach Numbah 2: not even brah!

Cockaroach Numbah 1: den how cum den cuz?
Cockaroach Numbah 2: u know - i jes wen fo stretch um lil bit afta dat place.

Cockaroach Numbah 1: wat place iz dat?
Cockaroach Numbah 2: da one cuz

Cockaroach Numbah 1: which one iz dat?
Cockaroach Numbah 2: da one da one!

Cockaroach Numbah 1: gunfunnit - jes tell me alreddy.
Cockaroach Numbah 2: u know dat place had all da kine chix.

Cockaroach Numbah 1: nah?
Cockaroach Numbah 2: fo real.

Cockaroach Numbah 1: sorry ah.
Cockaroach Numbah 2: no worriez blueberriez.