da word of da day: shoots v. or interjection
speak; do it; can - the ability to do something; exclamation of jubilee

Boy: shoots brah - what u like?
Pocho: neah nutting
Boy: no ack ah, I wen hea u need um
Pocho: no need um brah, jes likem lidat
Boy: den no skehd
Pocho: shoots alredy - wot stay da numbah
Boy: angel girl numbah stay - five-five-five-puka-puka-puka-puka
Pocho: u shua?
Boy: das da one...brah jes callem alredy - but no make any kine
Pocho: i nott
Pocho dials - clenching da cell phone in one vise kine grip - one sweet voice ansaz on da oda end
Angel: hello?
Pocho: hey howzit - dis Pocho - memba i was da one wit Boy down Pokai las weekend.
Angel: oh yeah - how i goin forget u? u wuz so cute lidat - but wot's wit yo fren - kinda off ah? nah,nah,nah - long time I know Boy from small kid time u know - but fo real he is kinda off.
Pocho: fo real.
Angel: so wat he wen give u my numbah?
Pocho: uhhh...yeah ....
Boy: c'mon brah git wit it alreddy ask her out - jes chance um...
Pocho: shhhh.....
Angel: what was dat?
Pocho: shua made me nerjous fo call tho.
Angel: why is dat?
Pocho: Cause I neva wen meet one girl as pretty as you befo, espesho one girl who's so cool and u know can jes talk story...
Angel: how much girlz u wen meet...?
Pocho: oh- not so much...i don't really meet girls...
Angel: how you know I da most pretty one den?
Pocho: jes cause.
Angel: giggling how u know how fo sweet talk ah?
Boy: unda his breath brah git to da dinnah - going out - going dance - cmon....
Pocho: so wen can I see moa of you?
Angel: wot???!
Pocho: i mean wen can I take u out sometime? dinna, one movie, dancing?
Angel: ho - shoots dats da whole nine yahdz.
Pocho: is dat a yes?
Angel: 'ae..
Boy: she wen say yes ah? she dunno wot she stay in fo...
Pocho: unda his breathshhhhhh-uddup.
Angel: wot????!!!
Pocho: i mean shoots den - Saturday nite. howz 8?
Angel: jes right. see you den.
Pocho: yeah see you den. bye.
click. the phone goes to dial tone
Boy: See how hard wuz dat?
Pocho: notso bad, nutso bad...